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Act 60: Taubman's Witness List

Judge Zatkoff had ordered us to exchange witness lists by February 1, 2002 – and so I was not surprised to receive Taubman's witness list on that very day.


UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
EASTERN DISTRICT OF MICHIGAN
SOUTHERN DIVISION

THE TAUBMAN COMPANY LIMITED PARTNERSHIP,
Plaintiff,

v. WEBFEATS and HENRY MISHKOFF
Defendants.

Civil Action No. 01-72987
Honorable Lawrence P. Zatkoff
Magistrate Judge Komives


PLAINTIFF'S WITNESS LIST

Plaintiff, The Taubman Company Limited Partnership, by and through its attorneys, submit the following witness list:

  1. Ari Charlip
    The Taubman Company Limited Partnership
    200 E. Long Lake Road, Suite 300
    P.O. Box 200
    Bloomfield Hills, MI 48303-0200

  2. Dennis Hecht
    The Taubman Company Limited Partnership
    200 E. Long Lake Road, Suite 300
    P.O. Box 200
    Bloomfield Hills, MI 48303-0200

  3. Donna Lynn Hartley
    Hartley of Dallas
    16400 Ledgemont Ln, Apt. 306
    Addison, TX 75001

  4. Henry Mishkoff
    WebFeats
    2661 Midway Road, #224-225
    Carrollton, TX 75006

  5. August.net Services, LLC (representative)
    1000 E. Beltline Rd.
    Suite 100
    Carrollton, TX 75006

  6. All witnesses named by Defendants.

  7. All witnesses identified upon discovery in this matter.

Plaintiff, The Taubman Company Limited Partnership, hereby reserves the right to supplement and add to the foregoing witness list as necessary.

Respectfully submitted,

Julie A. Greenberg (P38299)
GIFFORD, KRASS, GROH, SPRINKLE,
ANDERSON & CITKOWSKI, P.C.
280 N. Old Woodward, Suite 400
Birmingham, MI 48009
(248)647-6000
Fax: (248)647-5210

Date: 2/1/02

View the Original List (in a separate window)


I guess I shouldn't be shocked by the paucity of Ms. Greenberg's witness list – I've known all along that she doesn't have much of a case, so it shouldn't surprise me that she can't find too many people to testify against me. In fact, after mulling it over for more than two months, the only witnesses she could dredge up are:

  • Two of Taubman's lawyers. I can't imagine what they could say that's relevant to the case. I've actually spoken with one of them, we engaged in an abortive attempt at a settlement discussion shortly after Taubman initiated their lawsuit against me – but since settlement discussions cannot be introduced into evidence, I'm in the dark as to what he might be able to contribute to this case.

  • My girlfriend. I suspect that Ms. Greenberg wants to ask Donna how many customers she gleaned from the link that led from my "Mall" site to her ShirtBiz site for a few months. Donna's already told me that the answer is zero, but I guess that Ms. Greenberg would like to hear that from Donna.

  • Me. (Personally, I think I'll testify in my favor.)

  • My ISP. Why? Beats me. I have a sneaky suspicion that Ms. Greenberg believes that August.net hosts my websites or co-locates my webserver, but neither is the case, I only buy bandwidth from them. And she hasn't even bothered to take the time to get anyone's name, her witness is hazily identified as a "representative." Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of a exchanging witness lists? If I want to depose her witnesses, whom would I depose at August.net?

  • My witnesses. (Since she's been unable to think of anyone to testify on behalf of her client, I guess that she's hoping that I'll be able to help her out...)

  • Anybody else whose name pops up in discovery. So even though the Judge ordered us to exchange witness lists two weeks before the end of discovery, Ms. Greenberg is using this clever dodge to circumvent the judge's order and is reserving the right to name additional witnesses even after the discovery deadline!

Next: Taubman "Responds" to My Discovery Requests

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